SHIRTS RUN A LITTLE SMALL
This item has a wolf on it which by itself makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars, but once you see the waterdrop-emblazoned moon and the kayaker taking their place amongst nature that's when the true magic happens. Where ever you go amazing people will immediately approach asking if you are single. They will know by the wolf and kayaker that you, like a wolf, are a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon,' and, like a kayaker, immerse yourself in the carnal depths of the natural world. They will approach you wanting to know if you will be their partner (and/or give them money or something). But you will tell them no because, frankly, a person with a wolf-moon-kayaker-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes along.
One day, while doing yoga in your wolf-moon-kayaker shirt in the shadow of your trustafarian sprinter conversion van, you might hear aroused breathing behind you. You will turn to sense an aromatic, somewhat sweaty dream standing there, dripping in their drysuit, staring at you. They will tell you that they like the wolf howling at the moon and kayaker on your shirt. You will tell them you want to howl at their moon. They may offer a swig of their kombucha, and you may ask them to join you in an insta shot in jah light and onward into the rest of your lives. It is then that you will thank the wolf-moon-kayaker shirt.
Material is 100% Recycled Content which is made up of 50% Upcycled Cotton and 50% recyced PET