A friendly tip to all the restaurant workers out there: do not congratulate me on my ability to eat your restaurant’s food.
This is a rare occurrence, thankfully, but it’s still a pet peeve of mine. I’m a fast and thorough eater, and once in a while a waiter while make some “clever” off-handed comment about how I cleaned the plate. “Good job”, or “you must have enjoyed that” or something similar.
My reaction to these kinds of comments is not to flush with pride; I am not a four-year-old beaming at his parents’ attention. No, I’m an adult who is now embarrassed by your comment. Yes, literally embarrassed to have enjoyed your restaurant’s food. Should I have eaten less? Left a token half-potato for the kitchen staff to marvel at?
Do your customers usually leave their plates half full?
Kate and I both performed at the Salon of Shame last Tuesday. I sang a song I wrote in 11th grade for a girl I had a crush on. I did sing this song to the girl in question, and she thought it was nice, but claims she didn’t realize it was about her.
Loneliness is a state of mind
Where you can’t see nothing ‘Cause your heart is blind
And all it is that I can see
Is the way that sometimes she smiles at me
In that smile is there a longin’
Does she wish to someone else she was belongin’
Does she wish she was here with me?
Does she know that I can set her free?
Sometimes I wonder if she really knows
And I wish that there was more that I could show
But I have to keep it all inside
Cause you are with… that other guy
A college student wrote in to Picnik asking for general advice about how to create a similar project for school. After reminding him that we’ve had a team of people working on Picnik for several years, and tossing a few book recommendations his way, I closed with this advice:
Overall I think the best way to start is to have an interesting, compelling vision for what you want to create, and then throw away as much as possible until you’re down to the absolute smallest thing you can deliver that would make sense. It’s easy (too easy!) to add features, but removing unnecessary complexity after the fact can be nearly impossible. Think small! Version 2 (or 3) is usually a complete rewrite anyway.